MacBook Smelly Air

The MacBook Smelly Air is a laptop made by Apple based on the MacBook Air. Unlike any laptop, it is powered by farts. It smells like fart and it is green like a fart. It runs macOS 🥚, also known as macOS Pass Gas.

Specs
RAM: none, because Google Chrome ate it, and farted later, making the MacBook smelly air more powerful.

CPU: it is powered by its Fart content.

Smell: Utterly disgusting rotten egg.

Ports: Just USB See, so they can make money selling dongles.

Battery: The laptop itself has no battery, it is powered by the user’s farts as well.

SoC: It has a SoCk built in.

Storage: Infinite. It stores stuff in parallel universes where your favrote TV show and Video Game character lives, in the most discomforting area possible.

Colors: GREEN.

Camera: Useless. Only spies on you when you are doing something embarrassing.

Audio: BIG SPEAKERS. It can only play fart noises.

Releases

 * 2009: First model released in 2009.
 * 2011: MacBook Smelly Air with cooler stuffs released.
 * 2011: Span off into the MaickBook and Mackbook.
 * 2013: MacBook Smelly Air with flat poop and pee released.
 * 2015: “MacBook Smelly Air: Now with Windows 10” Released.
 * 2017: MacBook Smelly Air X Released with USB See and stuff. And it comes with a cool fidget spinner.
 * 2020: MacBook Smelly Air with Apple Sillycon released.
 * 2080: MacBook Smelly Air for Aliens was created on Dr. Borg’s request, or else he would eat Apple headquarters.